The Sanctum of Self-Discovery
Welcome, fellow utopian-utopians, to the most esteemed institution in all the land: The Sanctum of Self-Discovery! A place where the most esteemed minds come to unravel the tangled threads of their existential crisis.
Here, our team of highly trained, highly paid therapists will guide you through the labyrinthine corridors of your mind, helping you find the hidden treasures of purpose, meaning, and occasionally, a decent Wi-Fi signal.
Our services include:
- Existential therapy
- Philosophical guidance
- Free cookies (on Thursdays)