Therapy Tent

Our therapy tent offers a variety of services to help you achieve your Utopian goals.

• Quantum Levitation Techniques - Learn how to lift heavy objects with your mind (results not guaranteed)
• Intergalactic Conflict Resolution - Resolve disputes with your alien overlords in 5 easy steps
• Utopian Assertiveness Training - Say no to your in-laws without losing your mind (or your shirt)