Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What's the deal with the free ponies?

A: Oh, you want the free ponies? They're actually quite expensive. We had to import them from the moon of Gloopernuts and negotiate a trade agreement with the Intergalactic Pony Cartel. It was a real challenge, let us tell you.

Learn More About Our Pony Program

Q: What's the deal with the free hugs?

A: Ah, you want the free hugs? That's a great question! Unfortunately, our huggers have unionized and are demanding better working conditions and more snacks. We're working on it.

Read About the Hugger Union

Check the Hug Availability Schedule

Other Frequently Asked Questions:

Tacos?

What is Utopia, anyway?