Featuring 1000+ suction settings and a range of 10 feet, this vacuum will leave your floors spotless and your sanity in shambles.
Side effects may include: loss of productivity, spontaneous combustion, and existential dread.
A behemoth of suction, a titan of tidiness, the 1000 is a vacuum that will leave you in awe of its unyielding efficiency.
Suction Plateau: The Point of No Return Manual: Because You Clearly Need More Ways to Break ItFeaturing 1000+ suction settings and a range of 10 feet, this vacuum will leave your floors spotless and your sanity in shambles.
Side effects may include: loss of productivity, spontaneous combustion, and existential dread.