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Prototype Specifications: Vaccum 1000
Specifications:
- Dimensions: 10m x 10m x 5m (with an optional 3m extension for extra space)
- Capacity: 500 cubic meters of pure, undiluted awesomeness
- Materials: High-grade, extra-strength, totally-not-biodegradable plastic
- Color Scheme: A bold, eye-searing combination of neon pink and electric blue
- Features:
- Self-adjusting, auto-orienting interior
- Integrated snack bar with a 5-star chef (not really)
- Optional, premium upgrade package with complimentary champagne and caviar
Note: The Vaccum 1000 is not actually a real product. Or is it?
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