About Our Mysterious Organization

Our organization is dedicated to the art of vacuuming. Not just any vacuuming, mind you. We specialize in the most advanced, most secretive, and most unnecessarily complicated vacuuming techniques known to humanity.

Our team of expert vacuumers has been perfecting the craft since 1982, when our founder, Professor Vacuum, invented the first-ever vacuum-powered time machine.

Since then, we've been vacuuming our way through history, leaving no dust bunny unturned and no carpet fiber unvacuumed.

We're proud to have a 99% success rate in our vacuuming experiments, and our customers rave about our services. (Well, "rave" might be stretching it – they just say we're really good at our jobs.)

Want to learn more about our team? Meet the team that's changing the world, one vacuum at a time.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, explore our vacuum experiments, where we push the boundaries of what's possible with suction.