The Blog of Infinite Suckage

Where the air is always stale and the Wi-Fi is always free. Welcome, traveler, to Vacuum 1000, where our writers are paid to complain about the futility of existence.

Latest Posts:

• Why Doesn't it Always Have to Be Sunday?
• The Futility of Dust Bunnies
• When is it Time to Rebel Against the Robot Overlords?

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can try:

• Why Doesn't it Always Have to Be Monday?
• When is it Time to Rebel Against the Dusty Socks?

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