Team Vacuum 1000: The Most Unremarkable Bloggers on the Planet

Welcome to the most underwhelming team blog on the planet! We're a group of highly trained professionals in the art of doing nothing.

Our team consists of:

• Bob, who is still trying to decide what to eat for breakfast.
• Liz, our resident expert in procrastination and video game marathons.
• Jim, who is secretly a professional hammock tester.

Read our latest posts:

• Our Latest Post: "The Importance of Binge-Watching TV Shows in a Post-Modern Existential Crisis"

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

• Our Secret Projects: Because We're Too Afraid to Share Them with Anyone