Ultrasonic Dust Cleaning Protocols for the Discerning Wizard

Chapter 1: The Art of Disrupting Particles with Precision

By the Dust Wizard, Master of 1000 Vacuuming

Section 2: The 5-Step Dust Extraction Method

For optimal particle removal, follow these steps:

  1. Step 1: Engage Turbo Mode ( warning: may cause excessive noise and wizardly tantrums)
  2. Step 2: Sweep with ferocity (do not underestimate the power of the suction vortex)
  3. Step 3: Dust particles will attempt to reassemble. Disrupt with high-frequency vibrations.
  4. Step 4: Repeat Steps 1-3 until particles are sufficiently dislodged.
  5. Step 5: Inspect for residual dust (and/or wizardly satisfaction).
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