Warning: Operating a Vacuum 1000 requires bravery, focus, and a strong stomach.
Step 1: Plug it in. But not too tight. You don't want to get suctioned into the socket.
Do not use a vacuum 1000 in a bathroom. Trust us.
Safety Precautions for the faint of heart.
Step 2: Press the button. But don't press it too hard. You don't want to wake the beast.
Step 3: Move the vacuum in a smooth, sweeping motion. But not too smooth. You don't want to get sucked into a wall.
For more advanced techniques, see Advanced Maneuvers.
And for a special treat, visit our Secret Features page.
Troubleshooting for when things go wrong.
That's it. You're done. Congratulations, you've survived the Vacuum 1000.