Operating a Vacuum 1000: A Step-by-Step Guide

Warning: Operating a Vacuum 1000 requires bravery, focus, and a strong stomach.

Step 1: Plug it in. But not too tight. You don't want to get suctioned into the socket.

Do not use a vacuum 1000 in a bathroom. Trust us.

Safety Precautions for the faint of heart.

Step 2: Press the button. But don't press it too hard. You don't want to wake the beast.

Step 3: Move the vacuum in a smooth, sweeping motion. But not too smooth. You don't want to get sucked into a wall.

For more advanced techniques, see Advanced Maneuvers.

And for a special treat, visit our Secret Features page.

Troubleshooting for when things go wrong.

That's it. You're done. Congratulations, you've survived the Vacuum 1000.