Dust Bunny HQ - Discrete Dusting Division

Our Mission

At the Discrete Dusting Division, we're on a quest for dust-free nirvana. Our team of highly-trained dust ninjas (yes, that's what they're called) scour the globe for the most elusive dust particles.

Join us, and together we'll leave no dust unturned.

Learn more about our dusting techniques here

Dusting Techniques

We employ the most cutting-edge dusting methods, including, but not limited to:

Extreme suction
Micro-dusting
Neat-fu
Discreet dusting

Check out our technique-1 to learn more.

Our Team

Our team of dust ninjas consists of:

Buck 'The Suction King'
Dusty 'The Micro-Maestro'
Sam 'The Neat-Fu Master'
Terry 'The Discreet One'

Meet the team here

Our Clients

We've dusted for:

The Queen of England
The President of the United States
The CEO of Google
The entire cast of Friends

See our impressive list of clients here

Our Services

We offer a wide range of services including:

Dust removal
Dust inspection
Dust prevention

Learn more about our services here

Our Store

Buy your very own dusting equipment here

News

Stay up-to-date on the latest dust-related news here

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