MAINTENANCE CONTRACT

For the discerning homeowner who wants it all

Are you tired of dust bunnies taking over your living room? Do you yearn for a cleaner, more efficient home? Look no further than our top-of-the-line maintenance contract!

Our team of highly trained, heavily caffeinated professionals will:

• Polish all surfaces to a mirror finish
• Remove all dust and debris from hard-to-reach places (like behind the couch)
• Reorganize your sock drawer to maximize efficiency
• And a special bonus: we'll even vacuum your cat!

Don't wait any longer, sign up today and get:

• A free bottle of our signature dusting spray (worth $20)
• A complimentary cookie and a glass of lemonade with every 5th visit
• A 10% discount on your next visit if you refer a friend (who also gets a free cat vaccination)

Side Effects:

May include but not limited to:

• Increased feelings of accomplishment and pride in your home
• A sense of community with our team of highly trained maintenance professionals
• Uncontrollable urges to clean and organize all aspects of your life

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