THE ULTIMATE VACUUM 1000

For the discerning homeowner who demands only the finest in suction power and style.

Features:

• 1000 CFM of suction power: Because who needs a social life?
• 6-stage HEPA filter: Because dust and allergens are so last season
• LED lights: Because who needs sleep when you can vacuum at 3am?

Price: $999.99 (plus tax, plus shipping, plus the cost of therapy)

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