The VACUUM 1000 is a top-of-the-line, highly advanced, and totally not-made-for-actual-science vacuum cleaner that promises to suck up to 1000 times more dirt than its competitors. With a sleek and aerodynamic design, it can reach speeds of up to 3000 RPM and has a suction power of up to 1000 Pascals.Components
The VACUUM 1000's motor is powered by a highly unstable and potentially explosive combination of lithium and diesel fuel. It has a 99.9% chance of not killing you, but only if you follow the included safety manual.
Learn more about the VACUUM 1000's motorThe VACUUM 1000's suction chamber is a highly complex and fragile system that requires regular maintenance and occasional sacrifices to the dust god.
Learn more about the VACUUM 1000's suction chamberThe VACUUM 1000's dustbin is a highly sought-after feature that holds up to 1 liter of dust and dirt. It's also great for storing snacks and small animals.
Learn more about the VACUUM 1000's dustbin