A: It's that thing that happens when your past self does something stupid and now your future self has to deal with it.
A: Ha! If it were that easy, we'd have a functioning time paradox resolution hotline by now. Nope. You're stuck with the consequences.
A: Oh, you'll probably get stuck in a time loop, reliving the same 5 minutes over and over again. Or maybe you'll end up in a parallel universe where the only thing that's different is that you're now wearing neon pink jumpsuits. Either way, not fun.
A: You can try, but let's be real, you're probably still going to have a few gray hairs and a permanent scar from the existential dread.
A: Don't even get us started. That's just another thing we're dealing with. It's like, what's the point of even having free will if every decision is just going to cause a butterfly to flail its wings and mess up the timeline?