Advanced Suction Precision Troubleshooting

Welcome to the most advanced suction precision troubleshooting guide in the universe! Because, let's be real, your 1000-suction-vacuum is probably possessed by the spirit of a disgruntled janitor.

Here are some advanced troubleshooting techniques to get you out of this sucky situation:

Suction Precision Techniques

• Clean the suction tubes with a soft-bristled brush and a can of compressed air.
• Adjust the suction precision settings to 1000.5 (it's a thing, trust us).
• Check for blockages, such as stray dust bunnies or errant Cheerio's.
• Consider consulting the ancient art of Suction-Fu, a mystical discipline that will guide your suctioning.

Still having trouble? Try our Consult the Suction Master subpage for more expert guidance.

Or, if all else fails, Throw it in the abyss, our patented method for disposing of suctioning problems (results not guaranteed).