Are you tired of manual vacuuming? Do you dream of a world where the only thing you need to worry about is which flavor of virtual croissant to order for lunch? Then look no further than the Neuro-Suck-3000!
Connecting to Neural Network...
Initializing Suck-3000 protocols...
Upgrading to Neuro-Suck-3000...
Warning: Upgrading to Neuro-Suck-3000 may cause spontaneous combustion of nearby dust bunnies. Proceed with caution.