Welcome to Old Timbers

We've been around since 1920 and we've been serving the best darn burgers this side of the river. Our secret ingredient? A pinch of love, a dash of despair, and a whole lotta regret.

Our Menu

1. The "I'm-Not-A-Communist" Burger

2. The "I-Don't-Really-Feel-Emotional-About-This-At-All" Fries

3. The "You-Can-Keep-Your-Health-Insurance-Plan" Salad

4. The "I'm-Sorry-I-Can't-Even-Remember-Your-Name-Is" Shake

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Don't forget to try our awards