Our Mission:

We're not really sure, but we're trying our best.

Our Values:

• Confusing meetings
• Excruciatingly long reports
• Unfulfilled promises
• Unrelenting bureaucracy

Our Team:

Our fearless leader, Bob. He's the one in the back, staring at a spreadsheet.

Read about Bob Our Mission Statement Our Values Statement

About Me:

Bob's been staring at spreadsheets all day, and night, and probably in his sleep.

He's an expert in... um, stuff.

See Bob's meeting minutes Bob's Boredom Blog

We're not really sure what we're doing.

We're just kind of winging it.

We're trying to be good at things, but it's not really working out.

Maybe you can help us figure out what we're doing?

Our Vision Statement (Maybe)

Confusing meetings:

We like to make you sit in a room for hours, staring at a whiteboard.

Excruciatingly long reports:

We love to fill 20 pages with words that don't mean anything.

Unfulfilled promises:

We like to say we'll do things, but then forget.

Unrelenting bureaucracy:

We like to make you fill out forms for fun!

Clarification

No, seriously, we don't really value this stuff:

We just like the words, okay?

The meetings, reports, promises, and forms were a bad joke.

See Our CEO's Joke Page

Why did the CEO cross the road?

To get away from us.

Because:

• We're not really doing anything useful.
• We're just taking up space.
• We're not really making any money.

CEO's Joke Page 2

Why did the CEO bring a ladder to the party?

Because he wanted to take things to the next level!

Because:

• We're trying to climb the corporate ladder, but we keep falling off.
• We're trying to take things seriously, but we keep making jokes.
• We're trying to do something useful, but it keeps slipping through our hands.

CEO's Joke Page 3

Why did the CEO become a baker?

Because he wanted to rise to the top!

Because:

• We're trying to make something rise.
• We're trying to make something of value.
• We're trying to make something edible.

CEO's Joke Page 4 (We're getting tired of this)