THE VAGUELY OCCUPIED MANAGEMENT

Our Mission:

We're not really sure, but we're trying our best.

Our Values:

Our Team:

Our fearless leader, Bob. He's the one in the back, staring at a spreadsheet.

Read about Bob Our Mission Statement Our Values Statement
Bob's Page

Bob's Page

About Me:

Bob's been staring at spreadsheets all day, and night, and probably in his sleep.

He's an expert in... um, stuff.

See Bob's meeting minutes Bob's Boredom Blog
The Vaguely Occupied Management - Our Mission Statement

Our Mission Statement (Or So We Think)

We're not really sure what we're doing.

We're just kind of winging it.

We're trying to be good at things, but it's not really working out.

Maybe you can help us figure out what we're doing?

Our Vision Statement (Maybe)
The Vaguely Occupied Management - Our Values Statement

Our Values Statement (Or So We Value)

Confusing meetings:

We like to make you sit in a room for hours, staring at a whiteboard.

Excruciatingly long reports:

We love to fill 20 pages with words that don't mean anything.

Unfulfilled promises:

We like to say we'll do things, but then forget.

Unrelenting bureaucracy:

We like to make you fill out forms for fun!

Clarification
The Vaguely Occupied Management - Our Values Statement - Clarification

Clarification

No, seriously, we don't really value this stuff:

We just like the words, okay?

The meetings, reports, promises, and forms were a bad joke.

See Our CEO's Joke Page
The Vaguely Occupied Management - CEO's Joke Page

Our CEO's Joke Page

Why did the CEO cross the road?

To get away from us.

Because:

CEO's Joke Page 2
The Vaguely Occupied Management - CEO's Joke Page 2

CEO's Joke Page 2

Why did the CEO bring a ladder to the party?

Because he wanted to take things to the next level!

Because:

CEO's Joke Page 3
The Vaguely Occupied Management - CEO's Joke Page 3

CEO's Joke Page 3

Why did the CEO become a baker?

Because he wanted to rise to the top!

Because:

CEO's Joke Page 4 (We're getting tired of this)