Here, we assign arbitrary values to everyday things. Want a number for the price of a sunset? Done! Need an estimate for the worth of a hug? We've got that too!
Our team of expert valuers will give a hug a value between 1000 and 1,000,000 dollars. It's a thing of beauty.
We'll give you the exact dollar amount of the beauty of a sunset on a given day. Don't worry, we'll even factor in the exact shade of orange the sky turns!
Because who needs actual human connection when you can put a value on it? Our team will give your friendships a dollar amount, and we won't make fun of you for crying about it.