Creating Absurd Valuations

Expertly valuing the valueless. Or, you know, valuing the valuable in completely unpredictable ways.

We provide valuation services for the most esoteric of items:

• Valuing a single, sentient jellyfish
• Estimating the worth of a rare, collectible, talking pineapple
• Assigning a monetary value to the intangible concept of 'being late to a party'

Our team of expert, highly trained, and slightly unhinged valuers will work tirelessly to provide you with a value that is:

• Completely arbitrary
• Unpredictable
• Utterly meaningless

Visit our subpages to learn more:

• The Art of Valuation Wizardry
• The Valuation of Unconventional Commodities