Q: What is the purpose of this page?
A: To confuse and intimidate you into thinking you're actually getting somewhere, but really, you're just here for the memes.
Q: How do I become a master of the valuation arts?
A: Practice your calculus on a whiteboard, then stare intensely at the wall for 30 minutes. Repeat. (Side effects may include: eye strain, existential dread, or sudden interest in accounting.)
Q: Can I use the same valuation standard for my toaster?
A: Learn more about valuing your toaster and its many, many uses.
Q: Is there a valuation standard for my feelings about this page?
A: Find your emotional valuation standard, or just give up and eat a sandwich.