Warning: The following content is a satirical exploration of valuation standards, not actual financial advice. Proceed with caution.
"A valuation standard is like a unicorn – it's pretty to look at, but it's not going to pay your bills."
Valuation standards are the unsung heroes of finance, but let's get real, they're also the ultimate party poopers. Always questioning, never committing, always making you wonder if you're really getting what you paid for.
So, let's dive into the rabbit hole of skepticism and explore the most questionable valuation standards: