A: It's not a real VCR. It's a simulator of a VCR. For simulation purposes only. Do not attempt to use it for actual video recording.
A: Ha! No. You can, however, use it to simulate the experience of recording actual TV shows. It's like a virtual VCR, but not virtually useful.
A: You don't. Not really. Just... just look at it. Pretend it's real. You can even make fun of it, if you want.