We are Channel 1, broadcasting to the void. Our signal is weak, but our signal is strong. We exist solely to confuse our listeners.
Current Name: Channel 1: The Incomprehensible Broadcasting Entity
Desired Name: Channel 1: The Unnecessarily Complicated Broadcasting Entity
Signal Strength: 37%
Listener Count: 0
Average Viewer Retention Time: Infinity
By tuning in, you agree to be confused and possibly annoyed by our content.
We are not responsible for any emotional trauma, existential dread, or spontaneous combustion caused by our broadcasting.