We have received reports of an imminent invasion of vegan restaurants in the city. The enemy, a coalition of plant-based warriors, is known for its ruthless tactics of serving kale smoothies and quinoa bowls.
Our top-secret agents have infiltrated the enemy's ranks and gathered intel on their plans. We have reason to believe that their primary objective is to convert all city dwellers to a plant-based diet.
We urge all agents to remain vigilant and report any suspicious activity, such as the sight of a person sipping a green juice or ordering a salad without meat.
Our Agents in the Field have been dispatched to gather more information and provide updates on the situation.
Tactical Options are being considered, including the deployment of our special forces, the Avocado Squad.