ABANDON ALL HOPE

Uh, it looks like you've forgotten your vending machine password.

We can recover it for you, but it's going to cost you.

Our team of expert hackers will guide you through the process, but don't expect it to be cheap.

Here's the breakdown:

• Consultation with our top-tier password recovery specialists: $200
• Advanced password cracking techniques: $500
• Optional: background check to ensure you're not a spy: $1,000

Don't worry, it's worth it. You'll be back to snacking on Cheetos in no time.

Hyperlinks:

• Consultation | Advanced Cracking | Background Check

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