VENTILATION MAINTENANCE: SAFETY VIOLATIONS POLICY

Section 1: Don't be a hazard

Our ventilation system is not for testing the limits of your personal daredevil skills. Please do not attempt to ride the air vents, play "ventilation tag" or engage in any other reckless behavior that might get you stuck or injured.

Repeated offenses will result in disciplinary action, including but not limited to:

Section 2: Reporting Incidents

If you witness or suspect a safety violation, report it immediately to your supervisor or the safety officer. Do not approach or attempt to intervene unless absolutely necessary.

Section 3: Sub-Section 1: What to do when stuck

If you find yourself stuck in the ventilation system, remain calm and follow these steps:

  1. Do not panic
  2. Call for assistance using your emergency radio or phone
  3. Stay in one place and wait for rescue

Do not attempt to climb back up or down. Help will arrive as soon as possible.

Section 3: Sub-Section 2: What not to do when stuck

When stuck, do not:

  1. Do not attempt to use your phone or other personal devices as a makeshift drill
  2. Do not try to saw your way out
  3. Do not attempt to use the ventilation system as a giant slide

Repeating these actions will result in additional penalties, including but not limited to: