Ventriloquism: The Art of Ferret War

Welcome to the most esteemed school of thought in the land: Ventriloquism, where the art of ferret whispering is taken to new heights. Our expert instructors will guide you through the intricacies of ferret manipulation, teaching you to coax even the most recalcitrant of rodents into doing your bidding.

Course Outline

• Ferret Fu: The Fundamentals
• Advanced Ferret Whispering: The Art of Subtlety
• Ferret Mind Control: A Course in Psychological Warfare
• Ferret Surgery: For when things get hairy

Faculty

• Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Ph.D. - Ferret Whispering Extraordinaire
• Dr. Emily P. Ferro, D.V.M. - Ferret Psychology and Behavior
• Dr. Balthazar McSnazz, D.V.M. - Ferret Surgery and Gynecology

Enroll today in the art of Ventriloquism and unlock the secrets of the ferret universe!