Quarterly Meetings Venue

Welcome, corporate drones. Please, come for the PowerPoint, stay for the fluorescent lighting.

Join us every quarter for our thrilling sessions of pointless discussions and mandatory team-building activities!

Sessions | Networking Events

Sessions

Because nothing says "team-building" like sitting in a conference room for 3 hours.

• Quarterly Strategy
• Best Practices for Not Getting Fired

Networking Events

Because who needs actual human connection when you can just scan someone's LinkedIn profile?

• Coffee Machine Appreciation
• Festive Discussion of Office Supplies