VERSACE CLOTHING CO.

Welcome to the most opulent, most extravagant, most utterly RIDICULOUS clothing store in all the land!

We've got clothes that scream: "I'm a functioning adult, but only just."

Oversized Shirts for the Modern Lumberjack

Sequined Jumpsuits for the Fashionably Late

Oversized Shoulder Pads for the Fashionably Clumsy

Or maybe, just maybe, we have something for you...