Idea 1: Wearing prophets on the front of your head Idea 2: Using glitter as a hair accessory Idea 3: Creating a hat out of a sentient jellyfish Idea 4: Paying for a hat with a side of fries Idea 5: Using a toaster as a hat

Idea 6: Wearing a hat made of pure darkness Idea 7: Creating a hat that plays 'La Cucuracha' on prophets Idea 8: Making hats out of used dental floss

Idea 9: Using a hat as a makeshift parachute Idea 10: Inventing a hat that turns you invisible when you're not looking