The Versace-01: A Hat So Exclusive, It'll Make You Cry
The Versace-01: a hat so exclusive, it'll make you cry. Made from the finest Italian silk, hand-stitched with the precision of a Swiss clockmaker, and adorned with a diamond-encrusted brooch that'll blind anyone who dares to look at you directly. But be warned, this hat is not for the faint of heart, or wallet. It's $10,000 a pop, and you'll probably need to take out a second mortgage to afford it. But hey, you'll look fabulous.