Specifications:
- Height: 10 meters
- Color: Neon Pink (with a hint of desperation)
- Material: High-quality, imported Italian silk (and a pinch of madness)
- Weight: approximately 50 kg (depending on the amount of fog you want to create)
Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, temporary blindness due to fog-induced confusion, and an increased risk of being mistaken for a street performer.