Versace Hat 04: The One That Got Away

This hat is a rare find, a true gem in the collection. Its sleek, aerodynamic design makes it perfect for the fashionably-challenged individual who still wants to look good while running away from their problems.

Features a built-in escape mechanism, allowing the wearer to swiftly abandon any social engagement or awkward conversation.

Side effects may include:

• Spontaneous combustion
• Sudden loss of interest in small talk
• Involuntary fleeing from social gatherings

Side effects not limited to:

• Impromptu dance parties in parking garages
• Impulsive karaoke sessions
• Surprise visits to local art museums