Why do your clothes smell like they've been dipped in gasoline?
What's with the weird fabric softener sheets in every package?
We've optimized the fabric softener sheets for maximum Versace-ness. It's a secret.
Can I wear a Versace Sportswear item to the beach?
Only if you're willing to risk being mistaken for a human-sized flamingo.
How many cats does it take to knit a single Versace Sportswear item?