We at Versace Sportswear love being watched. Like, really love it. That's why we're not just monitoring your every move, but also your every thought, every click, every swipe, and every scroll. Our servers are powered by the tears of our competitors, and our databases are filled with the secrets of the fashionably conscious.
By using our website, you consent to being a human lab rat in our experiment on the effects of social media on the brain. Don't worry, we'll only use this data to make better ads for our new line of 'I'm-watching-you' t-shirts.
Our cookies are like tiny little spies, reporting back to us whenever you visit our site, or any other site that's even remotely related to fashion. And don't even get us started on our 'I'm-not-a-cookie' cookies.
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