Buffering: The Original Sin

Because you asked for it, here's a settings page for your VHS player.

Warning: excessive use of buffering may lead to: Your Mom Rolling Her Eyes

Or, you know, just general annoyance and a strong desire to smash the VHS player with a hammer.

Advanced Buffering Settings

For the truly masochistic:

• Looping into Oblivion
• Your Neighbor is Staring at You

Buffering Levels

Choose your poison:

• Low and Painful
• Medium and Miserable
• High and Insane

Buffering Sound Effects

Why not add some audio torture to your buffering experience?

• Your TV is a Terrible Thing

Custom Buffering Messages

Make the pain more personal:

• You Are Being Punished
• Your Elders Are Judging You