Settings: Because You Clearly Can't Even Be Trusted
Video Settings
Rotate Video 90°
(Because 90° is the only speed)
Pause For 5 Seconds
(Because You'll Probably Get Distracted)
Repeat 5 Times
(Because You'll Never Get It)
Sound Settings
Turn Up to 11
(Because You Won't Damage Your Ears)
Mute Because You Have Ears
(For Real, This Time)
Display Settings
Invert Colors Because You Hate Your Eyes
Resolution: 640x480 Because Who Needs More?
(You're Not Watching a Movie, You're Watching VHS)