Settings: Because You Clearly Can't Even Be Trusted

Video Settings

• Rotate Video 90° (Because 90° is the only speed)
• Pause For 5 Seconds (Because You'll Probably Get Distracted)
• Repeat 5 Times (Because You'll Never Get It)

Sound Settings

• Turn Up to 11 (Because You Won't Damage Your Ears)
• Mute Because You Have Ears (For Real, This Time)

Display Settings

• Invert Colors Because You Hate Your Eyes
• Resolution: 640x480 Because Who Needs More? (You're Not Watching a Movie, You're Watching VHS)