Welcome, viewer, to Channel 1-2-3, the most obscure VHS channel in the galaxy. Where else can you watch 24 hours of static, a 3-day loop of the same episode, or a VCR countdown timer that never actually ends?
Our broadcast schedule is brought to you in stunning 4:3:2 PAL format, with a side of distortion and a pinch of static. Don't say we never.