Welcome to the Ultra Large Buffers settings page, where you can configure your VHS player to display your videos with maximum buffering capacity.

Choose from the following options:

• Extra Large Buffers - Because 1.5 MB of buffering is still not enough.
• Over-Sized Buffers - For those with a taste for the truly excessive.
• Ultra Large Buffers Advanced - For power users and buffering enthusiasts.

Remember, more buffering is always better. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Warning: Excessive buffering may cause:

• Video playback to freeze for hours
• Your internet bill to skyrocket
• Friends and family to avoid you