We're not saying it's the best thing since sliced bread, but it's definitely a contender for the most exciting way to watch your cat videos from 1987.
The Robotron 3000: it's like a time machine, but without the time travel. Unless you count the 3 hours you'll spend rewinding the tape.
Buy One Today! (You won't regret it... or will you?) Technical Specs: Because Who Needs Human Interaction, Anyway?