Why VHS Tapes Will Always Be Better Than Streaming
It's not just about the nostalgia. Okay, it's a little about the nostalgia. But seriously, who needs instant gratification when you have the thrill of the 3-4 minute buffering period? The anxiety of wondering if you'll make it through the whole 90-minute film without having to rewind? The satisfaction of hearing the tape skip and having to start over from the beginning?
Not to mention the joy of having to physically get up from your couch and walk to the VCR to press play. Exercise, right?
So, here are some reasons why VHS tapes are superior:
Reason 1: They're a workout
Getting up to change the channel on your VCR is like doing a squat. You're building leg strength, one press-play-at-a-time.