What is the Underground Club?
The Underground Club is a mysterious gathering place for the most avant-garde and adventurous of individuals. It's a place to experience the uncharted, the unseen, and the unexplained.
Why should I join the Underground Club?
You should join because, well, you probably already have. We've been watching you. And we know you're curious. Come for the existential dread, stay for the artisanal coffee.
What kind of activities can I expect at the Underground Club?
Activities? Activities are whatever we say they are. But let's just say you can expect an evening of avant-garde poetry readings, experimental music performances, and possibly some existential crises. All while enjoying our signature "Mystery Mocha" coffee.
Can I bring my friends?
Friends? Ha! You're not even sure if they're real. But bring them along, if you must. Just don't tell them about the secret handshake.
How do I get there?
Getting there is the best part. Follow the cryptic map on the back of the milk carton, or just knock three times and whisper "I'm a friend of the club".
What if I have questions?
Don't. Just don't. We're watching you.