Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Social Media

Werner Heisenberg, the father of quantum mechanics, has a little-known cousin named Heinz, who's an expert on social media. According to Heinz, the Uncertainty Principle states:

1. When you post something online, you're not really posting anything. In fact, you've only created a probability wave that might or might not have existed.
2. Your online followers are like particles that might be here or there, but you can never be quite sure.
3. The act of observing them changes them, so they might become your online stalkers or your IRL acquaintances.

Learn more about the Uncertainty Quantum Leap

See it in action with Heinz's famous cat, Schrödinger

Or, if you're feeling adventurous: