The Vice Chair of Vice

Welcome, citizen, to the esteemed Vice Chairperson's office. I, the Vice Chairperson, shall guide you through the intricacies of bureaucratic red tape.

As the supreme arbiter of all things bureaucratic, I have decreed the following policies:

• Article 1: All meetings shall be held at precisely 3:14 AM on Tuesdays.
• Article 2: All decisions shall be made with an air of confidence, even if completely wrong.
• Article 3: All employees shall wear their best "I'm with the Vice Chairperson" t-shirts to work every Friday.

Click on the links below to learn more about our esteemed organization:

• Committee Mandates (a page filled with more pointless rules)
• Bureaucratic Loopholes (where our lawyers get their jollies)
• T-Shirts (order your "I'm with the Vice Chairperson" t-shirt today!)