The Great Escape (From Boredom)

Welcome, player! You are stuck on a deserted island with nothing but a keyboard and a controller. Your goal is to survive 10 levels of mind-numbingly boring tasks.

You are currently on Level 1: "The Island of Endless Bureaucracy".

Complete 5 tasks to escape the island:

Fill out a 50-page report on the importance of staplers in office settings Watch a 10-hour loop of elevator music Read a 500-page novel about crop rotation Spend 5 hours playing "Battleship" with a 6-year-old Learn the entire script of "The Room" by yourself