In a world where the most epic battles are fought over the last slice of whole wheat bread, the Toaster Princess Theory proposes that the key to ultimate power lies within the humble toaster.
According to this groundbreaking research, the Toaster Princess is not just a princess, but a guardian of the breakfast realm, tasked with the sacred duty of toasting the perfect slice.
Her majesty's trusty steed? A toaster with a penchant for burning the perfect piece of toast.
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