Pun Punishment

Welcome to Pun Punishment, where the crimes are punny, the sentences are harsh, and the humor is so sharp it'll cut you.

Sentence 1:

For the capital offense of using the word "literally" in a sentence, you will be sent to the Island of Misused Idioms.

For the crime of overusing alliteration, you will be forced to listen to an endless loop of "The Wheels on the Bus" on repeat.

For the heinous crime of using a dad joke, you will be subjected to an existential crisis of infinite elevator music.