Galactic Gourmet Presents: Space Salsa Tutorial

Welcome, Space Chef! Are you ready to spice up the galaxy with the tastiest, most out-of-this-world salsa?

First, you'll need some ingredients:

• 1 cup of freshly harvested Andromedian starfruit
• 1/2 cup of imported Quasar cheese
• 1/4 cup of G'Nightian olive oil
• 1/4 cup of black hole salt
• 1/2 cup of moon rock dust (optional)

Now, let's get started!

Step 1: Prepare the Starfruit

Wash the starfruit in a nearby nebula stream, then chop it into small pieces using a high-velocity blaster.

Next: Add the Quasar Cheese

Step 2: Add the Quasar Cheese (coming soon...)

Wait for it... just wait.

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